For my readers north of the Red River, spring may just now be showing up and the flowers are blooming and the birds are chirping and it is glorious. I personally know someone in Iowa who had snow in the not too distant past. He has my sympathy that this was a hard winter.
In Big Thicket Texas on the 21st of April, the temperature is 86 degrees and due to the humidity which was 87 percent this morning, it now feels like 93 degrees.
that is helping me stay cool is fanning out-of-control fires in other parts of the state. At present fires have burned over 1 million acres in Texas. Mother Nature must be having a serious hot flash.
Remember that Charlie Daniels song, The Devil Went Down to Georgia? Well, he’s showed up out in West Texas and brought his hell fire with him. I wish Charlie would come down here and fiddle his pointy tail back to Georgia.
It cost fifty-nine dollars to fill up my car. How in the world am I going to afford the electricity to air condition Rancho Wrecko? I’m probably not, so I am giving you fair warning right now. The woman at the other end of this computer is hot, and sweaty, and cranky and needs a refreshing adult beverage.