Ya’ll write me back after you make it and tell me how your Ida Man! liked it. We can’t control the Ida Man! in our lives, even when we try. But most men will eat any thing that you serve to them while the television is on.
I know you’re gonna like it cause the recipe calls for MIRACLE WHIP. Kraft, the maker of Miracle Whip has got this advertising campaign going on where celebrities take a stand on whether you love it or hate it.
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Well, obviously you know because you can read that my name is Ida Clare, but not too long ago I was given what I thought was a great idea. Since I am crafty, brilliant, a great cook, not afraid to voice my humble opinion and really need to bring in a six-figure income to support my wicked ways, my friend told me I needed to be the Martha Stewart of Big Thicket.
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You know, Oprah has a sister now. Why can’t I be Martha’s short voluptuous younger cousin? She’s the one who’s been in prison, not me.
Well, since I didn't have the money to get to Connecticut anyway, (hell if you could go around the world on two dollars, I couldn't get out of sight) I just told all my friends that I was going to become a celebrity on my own.
Note to self: Don’t blab about meeting celebrities till you actually meet them.
Now about Miracle Whip. It’s the best. I love the taste.
• Great for a fold over sandwich on white bread when you’re starving and too lazy to cook.
• You can use it to get Double Bubble Chewing Gum out of your hair when you fall asleep with it in your mouth instead of sticking your wad on the bed post.
• You can slather it all over your hair and use it as a conditioner.
• Miracle Whip will remove tar and feathers if a mob shows up in your front yard set on revenge.
I bet Martha doesn’t even know about that.
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