Anthony Weiner’s wiener is, in fact, the wiener in the wiener picture of the Weiner scandal. Weiner gate is alive and well in Washington.
Once the cell phone was invented that could take a photo, a phenomenon began to occur. Women from the get go, started taking photos of their kids, their friends, the food they are about to have for dinner, their engagement rings, rugs that might match the furniture in the den, art they might want to buy, flowers, puppies, kittens, shoes their best friend needs to buy to match the dress she is wearing to her daughter’s wedding, rock stars at concerts, celebrities at charity events, their neighbor’s horrible yard ornaments, copies of valuable documents, t-ball and soccer games, a beautiful sunset, the kid’s recital, the tomatoes growing in the garden, and events like weddings, graduation, and family reunions.
Men take photos of their wieners..
Anthony (Mr. Bulgy Underpants) Weiner, you have nothing more important to do as a United States Congressman than to be the focus of your own photo session? Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Get the hell out of the House of Representatives and go to your house and tweet your wiener all day long if you want to, but not on company time.