|Pope Benedict announces that he will ride off into the sunset.|
|What happened to the other half of Micky D's Arch?|
The next Pope will be selected by the “College of Cardinals,” which means I would have to make a trip to St. Louis. I didn’t know the church was so into baseball, but whatever, I can drink beer and spit with the best of them. At least I will get to see the world’s largest golden arch, America’s Gateway to McDonalds.
Mostly I want to get to the Vatican so I can be the first woman pope. Would that make me the Pope-ette or would I be called Madam Pope? The Catholic Church has a dim view of women, women’s rights, and how much power a woman can have; maybe that’s why the name of the main branch of Catholic women is N-U-N as in n-o-n-e. If history provides any clue, they might name me witch and burn me at the stake, but I will win them over after they get to know me and I put a spell on them.
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Wannabe Madam Pope-ette Ida-Mary-Clare XOX
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